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WELCOME TO THE SWEET TOUR WITH UNCLE EARL

 

 

THIS WALKING TOUR IS LIKE NO OTHER IN SAVANNAH BABY. WHY?

BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE UNCLE EARL SUGAR, THAT'S WHY. 

 

I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SOME SWEET SPOTS IN DOWNTOWN SAVANNAH! 

 

 THIS TOUR HAS EVERYTHING! FABULOUS ENSEMBLES, COCKTAILS, LAUGHS, GUERILLA PHOTO SHOOTS, MORE LAUGHS, A LITTLE NIBBLE HERE, A LITTLE NIBBLE THERE. OH! AND WE ALSO GONNA TAKE A STROLL THROUGH THE LUXURY SQUARES, YOU CAN SEE THE LESS FORTUNATE ONE'S ON SOME OTHER TOUR...OH!...AND IT'S HAUNTED Y'ALL! IT'S ALL HAUNTED!

GRAB A DRINK, TAKE A SPIN WITH ME, AND I PROMISE YOU BY THE END OF THIS TOUR, YOU'LL BE SEEING ALL KINDS OF STUFF,

PARANORMAL OR NOT. 

 

MY TOURS ARE SMALL AND INTIMATE, AND MEANT TO BE.

THIS TOUR IS FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS TO HAVE

A GOOD TIME AND MORE THAN A FEW LAUGHS.

NOW, I 'AINT GONNA LIE. I DO HAVE THE MOST FUN AND EXPERIENCE WITH BACHELORETTE GROUPS HERE.

Y'ALL ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMALS. I KNOW HOW TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU AND HAVE, MANY, MANY, MANY TIMES.

 

OH, WHICH REMINDS ME, HERE'S A LITTLE DISCLAIMER: SOMEBODY ALWAYS ENDS UP CRYING, LOSES A CREDIT CARD, BREAKS UP WITH A BOYFRIEND, BREAKS A STILETTO,

LOSES THIER KEYS, LOSES THEIR MASCARA...

THIS IS ALL NORMAL BEHAVIOR, I ASSURE YOU.

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL. 

MY TOUR IS SO DELUXE, I'LL EVEN HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK OR PICK YOUR HOTEL LOCK WITH A BOBBY PIN IN AN EMERGENCY.

I LEAVE NO MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD BEHIND. 

 

I DID LOSE A DOG ONE TIME BUT THAT WASN'T MY FAULT.

IM VERY GOOD IN A CRISIS.

NOW, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A TOUR THAT'S NOT AS FLAMBOYANT, NOT AS ENGAGING, NOT AS ENTERTAINING,

NOT AS FUNNY AND NOT AS SCARY...SADLY THIS ISN'T THE TOUR FOR YOU, BLESS YOUR HEART. YOU CAN NAP FOR FREE AT A MYRIAD OF OTHER TOURS IN TOWN LUCKILY.

I AM A CERTIFIED GUIDE SO MY HISTORICAL FACTS ARE ON POINT AND I ALWAYS GIVE CORRECT DIRECTIONS...

WELL, MOST OF THE TIME. 

 

BOOK NOW. BUCKLE UP.

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